Cindy Sue, the Supper Sleuths formally thank your royal sweetness for gracing us with your pretty presence! First of all, the upcoming party at the Hickleberry County Fair is guaranteed to be a night to remember. Make sure you look your prettiest and sparkliest, and don’t forget to bring a camera and offer to take pictures with all of the guests! Of course, making a beautiful show won’t be hard at all for a girl who loves the spotlight! Below is your invitation, in case you need a reminder. Local stars like yourself get so many invites, and you absolutely must show up to the party, especially since you may very possibly be a murder suspect!

You are a southern beauty with small-town charm that pleases everyone you meet. Your laugh, however, is really the showstopper. This laugh, which you should heartily use tonight, is a true snort, and very unladylike. Still, with your sunshiny personality, you can smile your way through and around any trouble you find yourself in. This especially came in handy when you were sucking up for votes in last year’s “Berry-Beauty” competition. However, since handing over your crown last week (some say the awful laugh lost your spot for you), folks have been as interested as ever in seeing your reaction to passing the crown to the auctioneer’s beautiful daughter. Keep on smilin’ for the crowd tonight and let them know that your title as “most congenial” is here to stay!

Wear your hair in a youthful style, with some sparkling hair jewelry or a small tiara. Even though you are no longer an official beauty queen, you can still sparkle! A stylish, ruffled blouse and pants in winter or flowery dress in summer would be appropriate as would a pair of nice sunglasses and a fancy pen, just in case anyone asks for autographs.

Full Name: “Well, my stage name is Cindy Sue Sweetley, but my real last name is plain old Sweeney!”

Favorite Animal: “My kitten, Fluffy! She’s Angora so we’re prepping for a fancy cat pageant. Only low fat milk for a little longer!”

Favorite Vacation Destination: “Absolutely anywhere I can get into the sun or a good tanning bed. Is my bronzer totally obvious? Don’t answer that!!!”

Favorite Color: “The color of my eyes, cotton-candy blue!”

Favorite Food: “Mama’s spareribs. She always makes me some for just after a pageant, as of course I’m starving by then!”

Favorite Song: “Anything country, and especially the legendary Dolly Parton’s music. She’s so inspiring!”