Madame, the Supper Sleuths formally thank you for fitting us into your busy schedule, especially during “season.”  First of all, the upcoming party at the Hickleberry County Fair is guaranteed to be a night to remember.  Make sure you look very authoritative tonight, because some are suspicious of your unfamiliar ways!  Of course, looking knowledgeable won’t be hard at all for talented you!  Below is your invitation, in case you need a reminder.  Gypsies get a lot of business at the fair, so you absolutely must let your superiors know you are booked up that night!  By the way, did we mention that you just may end up being a murder suspect!

Full Name: “Madame Monalisa Italianenza Soothini!”

Favorite Animal: “The lizard.  Each layer it sheds tells so many different stories!”

Favorite Vacation Destination: “I’d like to go to New York City to visit the sights and the famous costume shops!”

Favorite Color: “White, it’s so pure and good like my advice!”

Favorite Food:  “Grandmama’s pasta, and especially her goulash!”

Favorite Song: “Gypsy” by Fleetwood Mac, was made for me!”

As an eccentric gypsy, you are proud, bold, and opinionated.  You allude to an Italian heritage but your actual roots are smack in the middle of the Bronx, NY.  Have fun with this combination accent and allow your complete NYC chords to come out at will.  Be vague about your current living arrangements.  You make silly and bogus prophecies throughout the night.  Get mad and curse people with funny hexes that rhyme when you are accused.  For example, something like “Weega weega mee, a rat you’ll be!”

You should wear a shawl over a blouse and an ornamental skirt (or patterned dress) and a bunch of cheap jewelry.  If we could describe your outfit in one word it would be “gaudy.”  Wear long brightly colored fingernails and heavy makeup, with dark eye shadow.  Wear a scarf or handkerchief on your head.  A fake mole on your face would be a most exquisite touch as would skin bronzer for a darker complexion.  You could also use an old snow globe for a crystal ball, and use that in your act, though it’s not a must.