Full Name: “William B. Lackhart Jr.”

Favorite Animal: “Probably a Mustang, both the animal and the car.  They’re really slick.”

Favorite Vacation Destination: “l’d like to get to Washington DC.  I’m sure someone there would be interested in hearing about a little old town called Hickleberry.”

Favorite Color: “Well, I’d say I look best in navy blue.”

Favorite Food:  “Without a doubt, Mrs. Ida Witherspoon’s pies are the very best eatin’ for miles around.”

Favorite Song: ““Take Back Our Country” by Mr. Hank Williams Jr.  It was my last campaign theme song.”

As mayor, you are very glad your town is site to the Hickleberry County Fair each year.  You have fought hard to keep it here, and you want the fair to run as smoothly as possible so the townspeople will be sure to vote for you again.  The fair brings in more money for your town than all of the years’ other events combined, but lately some have complained that the money and people it brings in are dirty.  You are a fast-talking people-pleaser. Whenever you see things getting ugly throughout the evening conversation, say things like “Now everything is just fine and dandy,”  “Isn’t this fun?” and “This is going so well!”  Since you are always thinking about re-election and don’t like your town given a bad rap, defend everything about yourself and your town relentlessly, showing suspicion only toward the outsiders, J.L. Mackabee and Mme Soothini.

Wear a cheap suit with a big brightly colored tie in an attempt to look professional and powerful. Ideally you’d have cowboy boots or shiny leather shoes and a big cowboy buckle on your belt. If you have hair, you might have it heavily slicked back with gel, and be sure to wear a nice big cowboy hat.  Bring a cigar to have in hand, but please don’t light it up!